I just watched 28 Years Later. Let me tell you, if they’d hired me as their exterminator, it would’ve been all about DOGS. I would’ve said where are your DOGS? I would’ve got real mad at them too. Even if they were hiring me to fix their pest issue (zombies) I would’ve gotten really unprofessional.
I mean you’ve been here for as long as I’ve been alive! You people got so good and so bored of doing dog eugenics you started saying okay let’s do a fun one!
We invented dogs who can smell cancer we can invent a dog who can tell the difference between a normal person and an insane zombie. We invented dogs to turn our spits and ride skateboards we can invent a dog who goes crazy on a zombie.
Here’s the thing - Dogs can kill men. Dogs really don’t want people to know that. People don’t want to dogs to know that. No one wants to say it out loud but dogs can kills guys if they want to. We can invent a dog who wants to. I’m pretty sure the rage virus only affects monkeys and people. I’m not looking into it. I’m making dogs who bite zombies to death.
And at night they can come back home into 28 Years Later Town and sleep at our feet and drink beer or whatever but at day? Let them out! Go chop lumber and make fun of Ralph fiennes while your packs of dogs go save England!!
The world kept going man! They invented iPhones! And the whole time you were here cheating on your wife and thinking “hmmmmm I think today I will not invent a dog to fix my problems”.